And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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