You made me cry and you don't even care
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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