his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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