I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I am mentally ready for anal.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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