Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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