No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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