check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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