Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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