i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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