I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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