Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
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I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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