I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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