wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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