Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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