I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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