where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
even my farts smell like vagina
I want you more than these girls want KFC
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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