I love you!
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.