I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.