We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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