Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
operation have a gay friend backfired
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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