Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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