we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
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I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
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Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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