We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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