I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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