Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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