im drinking this country out of the recession.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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