: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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