I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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