i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
is that a dick in a sweater?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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