Well apparently he's into motor boating.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
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Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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