I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Someone signed my nipple.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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