Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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