so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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