I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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