why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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