STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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