Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Drunk is not a location!
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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