Midget sex pt 2 tonight
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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