these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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