whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
