You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Someone signed my nipple.
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