im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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