he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
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Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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