I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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