elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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