Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
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I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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