I want to make a zoo with you.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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