we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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