So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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