haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Randomize
