why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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