Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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