Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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