All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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