I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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