i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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