I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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